Oh…….do I have your attention? Yes of course, that should last for………….another 9 seconds…………..until you become distracted again. Hey…………I’m over here.
Wait a minute………… did something just move? Did you say something? I’m sorry I am organizing my 6500 songs on my ipod, at my desk, pretending to work.
Oh that’s right, I only really care about 40 of those songs. Wait, I just got an email that I have to respond to. Hang on………….Ok, I’m back.
Oh yes, back to my ipod…………I’ve been thinking that maybe it’s time to do a little bit of work. Hang on, I have to reply to a text ……………..gosh, I am the worst typer………….hang on……………ok, I’m back.
I swear, something just moved. Anyways, I need to get back to my work but I am hungry. I think I will rifle through my desk to see if I have any left over snacks from last week.
Wait, I am getting a phone call……………..let me read the caller ID……………..oh ………..not again, I am so tired of this guy calling me all the time- doesnt he know that no one calls anyone anymore?
If you need me, send me a text……………oops…………..I just got a text from him, so I guess he’s not a complete idiot.
What time is it? I really need to get to work. So let me see……….what should I be doing?
Maybe I should read my email! Cool!!
I just found out that there is a website that you can use to download a brain.
How cool is that? And it’s free!!! Wait a second, I swear something just moved.
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